Many of you think that shoplifting is simple, it's not. You must implement and follow certain rules to avoid getting caught or even worse going to jail. If you ever get caught shoplifting, stop doing it! If you ass is dumb enough to get caught you will probably get caught again. The penalties are much more severe if you get caught a second time. Do you really want to go to jail for some stupid shit you stole?
Also, look up the shoplifting laws for your state. They vary from state to state. I looked up shoplifting laws for California and I found out that shoplifting merchandise $400 and under is petty theft and in many cases the case gets dropped if you do a little community service and pay a small fine. Good to know! Imagine if I got caught stealing $400.01 worth of shit. That one fucking penny will now put me into FELONY territory, not a smart shoplifter......
Did you know Wal-Mart doesn't call the cops if you steal under $25 worth of crap! That means you can jack all the shit you want but make sure it's under $25. When you do get caught they write down your info and boot you out of the store! It's basically a free-for-all $25 buffet! But just because you know nothing will really happen still be smart about it, you want it to last as long as possible.
If your gonna shoplift at the mall always bring a bag with you. Put a shirt in there and an old receipt and pretend like your returning it. This way you will have a bag to put your stolen merchandise in. Also, try to steal in the dressing room, this way there are no cameras and it is much harder for someone to stop you. People started suing when they got falsely accused of shoplifting so security will have a difficult time stopping you if they can't see it on camera.
No comments:
Post a Comment