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How To Remove Clothes Sensors.

Need to remove a clothes sensor?  There are many types of sensors but most are a certain type called SENSORMATIC.  Remember that word because it will come in handy when looking for the product online.  The best way to remove the sensor is with a little hook that is pictured below.

Once you get your hands on this bad boy you can jack anything in the mall you heart desires. But BEWARE!  If your caught shoplifting and they find this hook on you, you will now get charged with burglary (which is a FELONY) because your shoplifting adventure was "PRE-MEDITATED" not "SPONTANEOUS".  That's a very important thing to remember.  "PRE-MEDITATED" means that you were planning your Ocean's 11 adventure and this is probably not the first time you have done it.  I would suggest putting this under the sole of your shoe to avoid it being found.  Using the two holes on the top to attach it to your keychain wouldn't be a good idea!

I have searched YouTube and found a fellow thief demonstrate how easy it is to use one of these little hooks.

General Rules.

Many of you think that shoplifting is simple, it's not.  You must implement and follow certain rules to avoid getting caught or even worse going to jail.  If you ever get caught shoplifting, stop doing it!  If you ass is dumb enough to get caught you will probably get caught again.  The penalties are much more severe if you get caught a second time.  Do you really want to go to jail for some stupid shit you stole?  

Also, look up the shoplifting laws for your state.  They vary from state to state.  I looked up shoplifting laws for California and I found out that shoplifting merchandise $400 and under is petty theft and in many cases the case gets dropped if you do a little community service and pay a small fine.  Good to know!  Imagine if I got caught stealing $400.01 worth of shit.  That one fucking penny will now put me into FELONY territory, not a smart shoplifter......  

Did you know Wal-Mart doesn't call the cops if you steal under $25 worth of crap!  That means you can jack all the shit you want but make sure it's under $25.  When you do get caught they write down your info and boot you out of the store!  It's basically a free-for-all $25 buffet! But just because you know nothing will really happen still be smart about it, you want it to last as long as possible.

If your gonna shoplift at the mall always bring a bag with you.  Put a shirt in there and an old receipt and pretend like your returning it.  This way you will have a bag to put your stolen merchandise in.  Also, try to steal in the dressing room, this way there are no cameras and it is much harder for someone to stop you.  People started suing when they got falsely accused of shoplifting so security will have a difficult time stopping you if they can't see it on camera.  

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